“Making one of the only logical, non gay-porn-for-pay career moves post-The Bachlor, Jake Pavelka has signed on with the Chippendales for their 10-year anniversary sextacular. Though just a month-long contract for now, the position will give him the chance to “use his charm, sex appeal and hosting skills to keep the women entertained while leaving the dancing to the men of Chippendales.” Because the Chippendales are nothing if not charming.”

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I think I just vommed in my mouth a little.

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so. gross.

2:42 pm  •  9 February 2012  •  13 notes